I recently sniffed out something very interesting. Our Ms Negi is not only adventurous with her gun, she doesn’t mind courting danger of the ‘horned’ kind either. Turns out, for her folk song, Babuji zara dheere chalo, she wanted to ride in on a real, live buffalo! A la Yaana!
She had the entire sequence all planned out—from her costume, to the big hairy beast, to where she would make her grand entrance. But then the production crew poured water on her idea. Horrified by the prospect of wrestling the beast on to the stage, while side stepping steaming mounds of manure, they shot it down. Methinks they were also scared of Maneka Gandhi and PETA—such a stunt would have earned them a one-way ticket to jail for corrupting the mind of a poor, innocent, defenceless animal.
Alas, Priyanka had to make do with a danda for her performance. Maybe that’s why she couldn’t beat the competition. What’s a measly stick when compared to a pair of sturdy horns?
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